I CAN FINALLY SAY I’M SEEING ONE DIRECTION TODAY :D

now good night and goodbye.

follow me on twitter for a few 1D updates if you really care @AshlenAllstar1d

anddddd if I don’t survive their perfection in real life a second time, it’s been fun blogging with you guys. arrange for my tombstone to say “Died from One Direction infection”

looks like I will be wearing the pink shirt :D thanks guys!

melissa-mitchell asked:

Are you being legit about calling people during the concert? Lol

yes ma’am! I will delete your number tomorrow and I won’t give it out to anyone. I did it last time I saw 1D and I know a lot of people were overjoyed and crying at my phonecall :)

Because I love you guys:

If you give me yo number and your favorite One Direction song (and you live in the USA) and you show me that you aren’t a rapist, I will call you tomorrow night at the concert during your favorite song song if I can :)

i will seriously try my hardest to remember to call you.

leggo! :D

I love how everyone freaks out when the guys say they creep on our Tumblrs….

addictedtoallstar:

Everyone else is like: OMGGG HIDEEE EVERYTHINGGG!!11!1!

And I’m all: Yo wassup baby..I got nothing to hide…

No but seriously I would LOVEEEE if the guys creeped on my blog!

tomlinsarse:

i’m about to cry

my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato

he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice

i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches

then he started to cry and ran off and yelled

they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!

i’m actually crying omg 

HELP ME CHOSE WHAT SHIRT TO WEAR TO SEE ONE FUCKING DIRECTION TOMORROW GUYS.

I’M DYING.

i might need some help deciding on what to wear for 1D tomorrow.

not that i plan on meeting them or anything but hey, ya never know.

“Where do you go when you have a pain in your hickory dickory?”

a-dubber:

Cam: Obviously the Doctor..

SINCE WHEN DID ZACH PORTER WORK AT A HOSPITAL.

5boyz1direction: Niall that could be the most attractive face you have ever made. 

5boyz1direction:

Niall that could be the most attractive face you have ever made. 

(Source: kristenisafaggot)

jonbutter: tittyminaj: i was just reminded that a few years ago the government chased this balloon for hours because they thought a boy was in it the nation was on the edges of their seats there was no boy in that balloon oh my god that happened over 2.5 years ago wow

jonbutter:

tittyminaj:

i was just reminded that a few years ago the government chased this balloon for hours because they thought a boy was in it

the nation was on the edges of their seats

there was no boy in that balloon

oh my god that happened over 2.5 years ago

wow

keithmorris:

i wanted to know what a duck looked like without a beak so i googled it and ive been laughing at this photo for about 3 minutes